Prepare yourself for a game that takes the boring parts the movies don't show you and turns them into slow, laborious quick time events, where you'll apply makeup, take multiple showers, rock a baby back and forth, draw lines, and count, or just fail repeatedly on purpose and watch as a tense situation devolves into a Dumb and Dumber movie. ( Ethan stands near electrical wires) Wait, you want me to do what for this kid? F*** that! Get ready for a story so noire, it doesn't have a single likable character, featuring an overweight Columbo whose investigative technique is to kick the sh** out of everybody he runs into, an FBI agent hooked on weird future drugs that give him Lawnmower Man powers, a police detective who's a literal psychopath, a feisty reporter who will do pretty much anything to get her story, a desperate father you're supposed to root for, even after he straight up murders a guy, and the terrifying robot children he's trying to save. But, hey, at least there's plenty of digital boobs.
#Heavy rain game cliche serial
Noire and the Saw franchise: Heavy Rain.Įnter the aggressively depressing world of Heavy Rain and take on the mean streets of not-Philadelphia, where you'll fight past constant storms, dangerous traps, and serial killer cliches, and solve the mystery of the Origami murders using your wits, a handful of clues, and the most unnecessary quick time events in video game history, because nothing spices up the narrative like watching the main character brush his f*** teeth! Ugh.Įxperience the adventure game that's so deep in the uncanny valley, it's digging up fossils, as you sit through awkward, stilted animations, facial expressions that look like aliens wearing human suits, random French voice actors, the world's most disturbing kissing scene, and unforgettable glitches. HEAVY RAIN is the 88th Honest Game Trailer, released on March 8, 2016.įrom the developer of games so European, it hurts (Quantic Dream), comes the interactive fiction that set out to prove once and for all that games could be art, but just ended up being a weird mash-up of L.A.
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